What goes on tour, stays on tour.
It goes without saying that if you access these pages without having been on tour you
are a disgrace.

1st night survivors

Who would have thought a forty year old man could get stroppy over this!!!

A tubby debagging

Barry White fined for a bath at 2am.

Biffa explains what happened on Thursday night.

Blotto enjoys Diamonds imbibing activities.

Class 'A'ct distributes his wares to interesting effect.

A sample of cones.

Diamond gets spanked for his tour behaviour.

Diamond riding.

Can anyone guess what else Dipsy stole from the indian restaurant.

Ensuring we tour as the tubbys next year.

Fat controller and Pilch.

Flames on the attack.

Giant haystacks gets done for loitering with intent in the mens toilets.

Group wind shielding.

Has this just come up or is it about to go down.

Can anyone think of 19 reasons that I should stay on tour.

You don't want to run into this lot at three in the morning.

I am not drunk!

I thought tiara's were meant to be worn on your head.

The instigators.

It'll b a shaw thing that it's cold.

Just talk to the hand Dipsy.

La la prior to getting the puke tie.

Larder gets done for verbal diahorrea.

Look, it's empty.

Bro, you spit in my hair again and this is what you'll get.

Mrs Wardman gets her tubby fined again.

No girls were drunk on tour.

No pointing turns supernatural.

Otty demands Glinda's pint.

'Our new sticks are this long'.

Paint job admires the window decorations.

Pavorotti gets done for pointing while umpiring.

What do you mean I've been shot.

Pavorotti's hitman.

Pilch dusted.

Po acknowledged.

Po and La La.

Pool sharks.

Rick Waller gets done for a hat-trick of own goals.

Slim fast fined for PDA.

Slim Fast testing the 10 litre Snakebite.

Squidge on the ball.

The boys wanted proof that he was Scaramanga.

The first wearer of the chunda tie.

The wendy house is about to substitute Slim fast.

There aren't many takers on the ten points or a fiver question.

They're after my pie.

This shot's a shaw thing.

Tinky winky enjoys his salty cocktail.

Tipsy wipsy wins.

Tub of Lard fined for failing to find pussy cats.

Wendy house builders.

Wendy house drivers.

Werty gets his tip rubbed.

Why you shouldn't lose your tour shirt.