What goes on tour, stays on tour.

It goes without saying that if you access these pages without having been on tour you are a disgrace.

1st Night Survivors.jpg (45002 bytes)
1st night survivors


A forty year old man has a tantrum over this!!!.jpg (25667 bytes)
Who would have thought a forty year old man could get stroppy over this!!!


A tubby de-bagging.jpg (32726 bytes)
A tubby debagging


Barry White fined for a bath at 2am.jpg (29675 bytes)
Barry White fined for a bath at 2am.


Biffa explains his thursday night.jpg (21649 bytes)
Biffa explains what happened on Thursday night.


Blotto enjoys Diamonds imbibing abilities.jpg (33694 bytes)
Blotto enjoys Diamonds imbibing activities.


Class 'A'ct distributes his wares to interesting effect.jpg (30320 bytes)
Class 'A'ct distributes his wares to interesting effect.


cones.jpg (30077 bytes)
A sample of cones.


Diamond gets spanked for his tour behaviour.jpg (26121 bytes)
Diamond gets spanked for his tour behaviour.


Diamond riding.jpg (32630 bytes)
Diamond riding.


Dipsy and bangla.jpg (21601 bytes)
Can anyone guess what else Dipsy stole from the indian restaurant.


Ensuring we tour as the tubbys next year.jpg (44485 bytes)
Ensuring we tour as the tubbys next year.


Fat controller and Pilch.jpg (34256 bytes)
Fat controller and Pilch.


Flames on the attack.jpg (39593 bytes)
Flames on the attack.


Giant haystacks gets done for loitering with intent in the mens toilets.jpg (24215 bytes)
Giant haystacks gets done for loitering with intent in the mens toilets.


Group wind shielding.jpg (42680 bytes)
Group wind shielding.


Has this just come up or is it about to go down.jpg (30745 bytes)
Has this just come up or is it about to go down.


Have I got 19 reasons to stay on tour.jpg (30211 bytes)
Can anyone think of 19 reasons that I should stay on tour.


You don't want to run into this lot at three in the morning.jpg (29479 bytes)
You don't want to run into this lot at three in the morning.

I am not drunk.jpg (22889 bytes)
I am not drunk!


I thought a tiara was meant to be worn on your head.jpg (30456 bytes)
I thought tiara's were meant to be worn on your head.


Instigators.jpg (31443 bytes)
The instigators.


It'll b a shaw thing that it's cold.jpg (43916 bytes)
It'll b a shaw thing that it's cold.


Just talk to the hand Dipsy.jpg (28912 bytes)
Just talk to the hand Dipsy.


La la prior to getting the puke tie.jpg (19515 bytes)
La la prior to getting the puke tie.


Larder gets done for verbal diahorrea.jpg (34559 bytes)
Larder gets done for verbal diahorrea.


Look, it's empty.jpg (34318 bytes)
Look, it's empty.


Louise practices kicks for when she meets her brother.jpg (39130 bytes)
Bro, you spit in my hair again and this is what you'll get.


Mrs Wardman gets her tubby fined again.jpg (30625 bytes)
Mrs Wardman gets her tubby fined again.


No girls were drunk on tour.jpg (25633 bytes)
No girls were drunk on tour.


No pointing turns supernatural.jpg (25334 bytes)
No pointing turns supernatural.


Otty demands Glinda's pint.jpg (37988 bytes)
Otty demands Glinda's pint.


'Our new sticks are this long'.jpg (20888 bytes)
'Our new sticks are this long'.


Paint job admires the window decorations.jpg (46004 bytes)
Paint job admires the window decorations.


Pavorotti gets done for pointing while umpiring.jpg (28983 bytes)
Pavorotti gets done for pointing while umpiring.


What do you mean I've been shot.jpg (26386 bytes)
What do you mean I've been shot.


Pavorotti's hitman.jpg (27751 bytes)
Pavorotti's hitman.


Pilch dusted.jpg (27699 bytes)
Pilch dusted.


Po Acknowledged.jpg (25847 bytes)
Po acknowledged.


Po and La la.jpg (30959 bytes)
Po and La La.


Pool Sharks.jpg (30955 bytes)
Pool sharks.


Rick Waller gets done for a hat-trick of own goals.jpg (21184 bytes)
Rick Waller gets done for a hat-trick of own goals.


Slim fast fined for PDA.jpg (31488 bytes)
Slim fast fined for PDA.


Slim Fast testing the 10 litre Snakebite.jpg (34921 bytes)
Slim Fast testing the 10 litre Snakebite.


Squidge on the ball.jpg (34783 bytes)
Squidge on the ball.


The boys wanted proof that he was Scaramanga.jpg (37135 bytes)
The boys wanted proof that he was Scaramanga.


The first wearer of the chunda tie.jpg (29845 bytes)
The first wearer of the chunda tie.


The wendy house is about to substitute Slim fast.jpg (32973 bytes)
The wendy house is about to substitute Slim fast.


There aren't many takers on the ten points or a fiver question.jpg (32766 bytes)
There aren't many takers on the ten points or a fiver question.


They're after my pie.jpg (27952 bytes)
They're after my pie.


This shot's a shaw thing.jpg (24833 bytes)
This shot's a shaw thing.


Tinky winky enjoys his salty cocktail.jpg (25632 bytes)
Tinky winky enjoys his salty cocktail.


Tipsy wipsy wins.jpg (32082 bytes)
Tipsy wipsy wins.


Tub of Lard fined for failing to find pussy cats.jpg (28868 bytes)
Tub of Lard fined for failing to find pussy cats.


Wendy house builders.jpg (26838 bytes)
Wendy house builders.


Wendy house drivers.jpg (36344 bytes)
Wendy house drivers.


Werty gets his tip rubbed.jpg (22015 bytes)
Werty gets his tip rubbed.


Why you shouldn't lose your shirt.jpg (28899 bytes)
Why you shouldn't lose your tour shirt.